so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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