What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I think I sprained my soul last night
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I still have a little drunk in my system
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Randomize
