I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
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