I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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