Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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