bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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