Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
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