Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
me + whiskey = a bad person
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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