the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
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