My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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