I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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