next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I'm okay, they said the swelling should go down in a week. But next time I'm shitwrecked, please make sure to remind me that I can't open a champagne bottle with corkscrew.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I didn't notice because vodka
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
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