Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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