Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
it hurts more in the daytime
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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