I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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