thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
then he tried to convert me to islam
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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