david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
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