so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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