So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I forgot how hot balto sounded
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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