I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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