Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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