its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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