it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
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