Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize