how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
Randomize
