told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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