I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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