At least make sure they are 18
Why
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Still dying that you shit outside
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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