We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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