Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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