He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
In America we eat man semen.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
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