After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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