rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I wish life had little blips of pornography
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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