Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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