He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Randomize