stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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