school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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