what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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