I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
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