Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Panties = found
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
