The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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