Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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