im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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