hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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