this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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