Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
Randomize
