we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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