Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
