Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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