i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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