if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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