i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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